On Saturday morning I went to the Johannesburg
airport for my flight back to Gaborone.
I was so excited to go home. I
had finally received my luggage that had been missing for over a month, and on
top of that I had seen a friend from the U.S. who had brought me a few goodies
I had been unable to purchase here. All I
needed to do was fly 40 minutes back to Botswana and then I could enjoy some
peace and quiet, and my STUFF!
But an easy
40 minute trip is never easy in Africa. The first problem came when I arrived
at the airport. I’ve seen this
phenomenon in China and I hate it: You arrive at the airport and someone
approaches you and asks where you are going.
This is typically a well-dressed person who appears to be someone
official, as if they work in the airport.
Well, they don’t. They “help” you
and then either demand a very large tip, or they just flat out rob you. The problem is, the airlines know about it,
security knows about it, and nothing is done to save unsuspecting tourists from
a dire fate.
I’ve seen these people before and since I already
known the scam they intend to pull I avoid it.
Normally threatening to scream helps, “Get away from me! I know you are
here illegally! If you don’t leave me alone I will scream! Go find someone else
to rob!” If you are nice they will rob you anyway, so you have to be overly
aggressive and downright mean to get them to back off. This time I misjudged
the situation. The scam artist cornered
me as I was getting off the escalator with my trolley full of luggage. I gave my well-rehearsed and frequently used
line and he said, “Ok.” Then he
proceeded to wrestle the trolley away from me and push it back down the
escalator. Despite my backpack (which
contained my laptop) falling a good 50 feet or more, the only thing that
happened was that the battery popped out, which I was able to jimmy back into
place. Crisis averted. However, it still made me mad. Here’s why it really made me mad: I went back down the escalator, retrieved my
things, but my bags back on the trolley and returned upstairs. When I got there two security guards were
talking to Chris (the scam artist).
Point being, THEY KNEW HIS NAME! This guy was a regular! Couldn’t they arrest him for something? Anything?
Destruction of property? Trespassing? In
India you cannot enter the airport without a ticket. I would love for them to implement that rule
here.
Despite the security guards hanging out with an
obvious criminal, likely talking about last night’s cricket match, I continued
to the check-in counter, got my ticket, handed over my bags, proceeded to
security. As I was standing in line at
the passport counter I turned my ticket over and realized my claim ticket had
the surname Mwai listed, along with Walvis Bay (which is in Namibia) as the
destination. Once through passport
control I looked closer and realized I had two different baggage claim tickets,
one had my name and destination, the other was for Mwai. I went to the South African Express information
desk, explained the situation with the wrong bag tags and was told to go to my
gate. Went to my gate, explained the
situation and was told to return to the SA Express transit desk (on the
opposite side of passport control). At
the transit desk was told to return to the main check-in counter. At the main check-in counter I talked to
another person (the man who checked me in was gone when I got there). She made four phone calls and was told they
could not issue a new bag tag, so they would just move the bag to the correct
pile of luggage for Gaborone. Yes, I
agree, this sounded very official (insert eye roll here). Turned around to head back to security so I
could go back through passport control again, and who did I see? That’s right, Chris!
Fast forward to boarding the plane. The plane was packed. The planes between a lot of the shorter
African destinations are smaller prop planes, but they can still hold a fair
amount of people. My plane was sold out;
every seat was full. This meant there
had to be at least 60 people on the flight.
After we boarded we sat on the tarmac for almost an hour before we took
off, which was unusual, but not exactly the end of the world. Of course, it was 100 degrees out, and
therefore uncomfortable, but sweating is my natural state of being here, so no
big deal.
When we arrived in Gaborone I did what I always do
and sprinted across the tarmac towards passport control in order to be first in
line. Then I went to the baggage
carousel to retrieve my luggage. Normally
I get my luggage and depart before everyone gets through passport control, but
this time the wait was so long everyone was milling around. The baggage never arrived. Finally a lone baggage handler appeared and
said, “It’s ok, come over here.” Since
there is only one baggage area I literately thought maybe he was taking us back
to the plane to offload the luggage ourselves.
I would have been ok with that.
But it was not to be. Instead he
took us to the check in counter and then disappeared. Then another person arrived and said no
luggage was loaded onto the plane at all.
He needed everyone to fill out paperwork regarding lost luggage.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
THERE WERE 60 PEOPLE ON THAT PLANE.
NO ONE? NO ONE THOUGHT SOMEONE, ANYONE, MAYBE ONE PERSON WOULD WANT TO
TAKE A BAG WITH THEM?
Long story short, they never loaded any bags on the
plane at all. Not quite sure where the
common sense was in that decision. I
would like to think one person who worked at the Joburg airport would have
questioned the fact there were no bags to load.
In the last 48 hours six South African Express
planes have arrived in Gaborone from Johannesburg. They can tell me with great certainty that
the bag tagged for Mwai never made it to Walvis Bay. But they also can’t tell me where it is. Maybe Chris has a deal worked out with the
Johannesburg baggage handlers as well as the security guards.
Ahhh, confusion, errors, neglect...just another day!! So sorry. Maybe it's just those frequently delinquent bags of yours... and all the other passengers. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say? I'm just lucky I guess. HAHA. The bags finally arrived this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteMy guess would have been they were worried about weight and decided to leave the baggage and keep the passengers. But I'm not a pilot.
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