Friday, March 21, 2014

Grand Opening!

As reported in the Thursday, March 20th edition of the Mmegi Newspaper:

“President Khama will be present this morning during the grand opening celebration for the Phelan Building in Downtown Gaborone.  The new Phelan Building is located adjacent to Barney’s and Macy’s, and within walking distance of Louis Vuitton.  Remarks are expected from the guest of honor, Dr. Phelan herself, along with other prominent members of the community including the Botswana Defense Force, her esteemed driving instructor, and the stranger who once gave her a ride home from her Setswana lessons.  Speeches are scheduled to last approximately 10 minutes, thus in reality they will last a minimum of an hour- if we’re lucky!”


  1. So Dr. Phelan how long will you be speaking? And who will you be thanking?

  2. Something tells me you miss shopping! I am assuming yours is an academic building-Yes??

  3. Yes, oh, yes, I will be speaking. I will be thanking EVERYONE I have EVER met in my ENTIRE life. I have been allocated two minutes to make my remarks, but I plan to speak for at least two hours, perhaps more. We shall see.

    And yes, I do miss shopping. I recently downloaded an episode of Rachel Zoe on iTunes which was a huge mistake because I forgot that there is such thing as clothing that comes in colors other than khaki and "stained." I can only watch about 30 seconds at a time before I start crying, so that should last me until I leave Africa in July.

    And yes! Definitely an academic building. It has electricity, water, Internet, and NO cobras. It is exactly how I imagine heaven to be. :)

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